So like, Vegas IMs me and says, "I am eating at the new Target by the mall. They got piza hut and taco bell"... I am like thinking, "No way... well, mabey taco bell would be ok"... so Eric and I go and meet Dan there.
Turns out there is only a Piza Hut in the place, and a bunch of "target" food. lol... so like the oscar meyer hot dog looks almost tempting... NOT! So Dan and Eric are both going to get Pepperoni pizza, but Im like thinking, "oh man... this place is gonna massacre pizza... be back like eating pizza in high school... "... well i wasnt far off... so I cave in and get pepperoni pizza and a bag of popcorn (becasue they cant screw up popcorn right?). Well I am not sure what the white stuff was on the pizza, but it was NOT cheese... it was like stretchy sandpaper, slightly warmed... and the pepperoni tated more like spiced burnt bacon... yeah, this was not too good... I thought the popcorn was fine but Eric kept complaining like it smelled like BO... Now Iwasn't expecting the food to be that great, but this was prety bad.
So part of the appeal of eating at target, (probably the only thing that would tempt me to eat there again), was watching the people that pull up in there to eat. We walk into to order our stuff and some lady is screaming at the top of her lungs for some kid to get his butt back in the store because the person he was looking for is not outside. Then as we were eating I was listening to the target disgruntled employees talk, "That is NOT my problem, that is Housewares problem!" or "that is gardening's responsibility, what do you expect me to do about it?" But the best thing that happened was when Eric saw the guy that came in and washed his hands in the soda machince's water. lol. And this guy was a target employee!! lol. I was like thinking, "oh man, his scabby bandaid is gonna fall on the grill where the drinks sit when you fill them up! sick!!!!!!"
So yeah, that was one trippy lunch. Chris